Thursday, January 13, 2011
Suspicious: Saudi Prince Intervenes in favour of Mossad Agent R65
Saudia has granted a royal pardon to the bird it first declared was a vulture and a spy for the Mossad. Prince Bandar Bin Saud Al Saud has cleared the suspect of all charges after a week in which Saudi Arabia provided merriment for media around the globe. He said that it was not a vulture but a bald eagle, and an involuntary participant in Israeli operations. The Mossad maintains that none of its employees is bald, and anyway, should there be one by mistake, he is not an eagle. Expect further developments.